A POEM FOR UCSI
A POEM FOR UCSI (written by ccy)
UCSI is used to called Uk-Si,(Oh-Si)
I join Uk-Si because its near to my territory ,
Its used to be a good uni,
Filled with peace and harmony,
Until here come all the blacky.
When talk about the blacky,
They come not to study,
But find chinese for fucki,
Saying “Ni hao Ma”(how r u) to leng lui,
You will fell so geli.
The blacky at Uk-Si,
They are so smelly,
Every time go class I feel like mati,
Especially when they sit beside me.
Uk-Si blacky hidung are so tinggi,
Always drive car like crazy,
Walk in the middle of road like babi,
At night drink beer sampai nak mati,
Then shout at condo like nobody.
A Uk-Si gal rape by blacky,
Uk-Si cover it with money,
The gal suffer for life, so pity,
The blacky get away with Uk-Si money.
Uk-Si is all about money, money and money,
Price increase like crazy,
Obtain status as uni,
But facility like sekolah anak babi
.
Uk-Si café expensive like crazy,
One sandwich for 3 something,
WOW!! It is so costly,
But the food never be tasty.
Uk-Si proud new campus for engineering,
Please don’t be so happy,
Because it is a cage for blacky,
And hard to find a pretty chicky,
Seeing Uk-Si black chicky,
Swimming at pool with bikini,
My eye’s sakit sampai nak mati
.
Uk-Si only got one library,
Two campus need to share one library,
Make student run here and there like monkey,
The book always gone when exam is nearly,
If want a book please go rampas like aunty.
Uk-Si new computer lab is so nicely,
Filled with Core 2 Duo from HP,
But later all the mouse kena curi,
It is all done by the blacky,
So becareful when u bring notebook or lappy,
Because? You know la the “BLACKY”
Uk-Si com lab is just like UTAR,
Pen drive masuk lubang sure got baby,
Pregnant with all the trojan, worm and cookies,
Because the anti-virus are so lousy.
Uk-Si parking is so limit,
Student parking is cost two ringgit,
Yet still need go up to the hill,
Uk-Si Staff parking is FOC,
But still got reserve by the security.
Uk-Si fees is so costly,
Yet, student do event still need ask others for money,
People say Uk-Si so rich why still for money,
So, where goes all our money,
I believe Peter Ng sudah masuk pocket.
Uk-Si is always wrap nicely with advert,
But inside is always empty,
So, never believe Uk-Si nice advert,
Because it is actually wrap with your money.
Uk-Si Prom night is so hot recently,
It is host by Stephanie,
But Student Council is insufficient money,
So Uk-Si ask student to make money,
Selling ticket at 85 ringgit,
But why were student paid to watch blacky,
Smelling cigarette and alcoholic by iran & blacky,
Thus, it is not so healty.
And lastly, Never Come to Uk-Si!!!
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以上是 for UCSI的 poem~
不过这里想提醒一下~这个poem~肯定不是我写的啦
我没这么有才华~
不过,这个诗充分的表现了我们的 学校~
一开始我来的时候,就觉得黑人,真的没什么脑
我朋友跟黑人lecturer撞车, 差点引发了战争,只是黑人 人多,我们怕~
怕什么??
怕他厉害lo~
他怎么厉害??
故事追溯到两年前
我家(angkasa condo) 下面有一排店,其中一间,黑人常去的,不知道大家有没有印象(不用怀疑,我也忘了名字)
有一个晚上居然闹出血案~
应该是 一条黑人, 跟另一条起冲突~然后大打起来~
事发经过我不多说了(因为我什么都不知道)
第二天经过的时候,就看到很多玻璃碎,过后店也zap lap 了(现在变salon了)
对我而言~黑人有些是ok的,那些读 医学,药剂,engineer,architecture..都很乖的
因为,没时间不乖
剩下的???
这个时间( 9.xxpm) ,下面一堆,在喝酒谈天,然后打架~
看完这篇poem 后,我觉得..haa..很多学校都有缺点啦~只不过是多了一点罢了~
这里为大家献上 在UCSI north wing 学校里面
都会被人爆镜的照片
Photoshop 过后...
UCSI is used to called Uk-Si,(Oh-Si)
I join Uk-Si because its near to my territory ,
Its used to be a good uni,
Filled with peace and harmony,
Until here come all the blacky.
When talk about the blacky,
They come not to study,
But find chinese for fucki,
Saying “Ni hao Ma”(how r u) to leng lui,
You will fell so geli.
The blacky at Uk-Si,
They are so smelly,
Every time go class I feel like mati,
Especially when they sit beside me.
Uk-Si blacky hidung are so tinggi,
Always drive car like crazy,
Walk in the middle of road like babi,
At night drink beer sampai nak mati,
Then shout at condo like nobody.
A Uk-Si gal rape by blacky,
Uk-Si cover it with money,
The gal suffer for life, so pity,
The blacky get away with Uk-Si money.
Uk-Si is all about money, money and money,
Price increase like crazy,
Obtain status as uni,
But facility like sekolah anak babi
.
Uk-Si café expensive like crazy,
One sandwich for 3 something,
WOW!! It is so costly,
But the food never be tasty.
Uk-Si proud new campus for engineering,
Please don’t be so happy,
Because it is a cage for blacky,
And hard to find a pretty chicky,
Seeing Uk-Si black chicky,
Swimming at pool with bikini,
My eye’s sakit sampai nak mati
.
Uk-Si only got one library,
Two campus need to share one library,
Make student run here and there like monkey,
The book always gone when exam is nearly,
If want a book please go rampas like aunty.
Uk-Si new computer lab is so nicely,
Filled with Core 2 Duo from HP,
But later all the mouse kena curi,
It is all done by the blacky,
So becareful when u bring notebook or lappy,
Because? You know la the “BLACKY”
Uk-Si com lab is just like UTAR,
Pen drive masuk lubang sure got baby,
Pregnant with all the trojan, worm and cookies,
Because the anti-virus are so lousy.
Uk-Si parking is so limit,
Student parking is cost two ringgit,
Yet still need go up to the hill,
Uk-Si Staff parking is FOC,
But still got reserve by the security.
Uk-Si fees is so costly,
Yet, student do event still need ask others for money,
People say Uk-Si so rich why still for money,
So, where goes all our money,
I believe Peter Ng sudah masuk pocket.
Uk-Si is always wrap nicely with advert,
But inside is always empty,
So, never believe Uk-Si nice advert,
Because it is actually wrap with your money.
Uk-Si Prom night is so hot recently,
It is host by Stephanie,
But Student Council is insufficient money,
So Uk-Si ask student to make money,
Selling ticket at 85 ringgit,
But why were student paid to watch blacky,
Smelling cigarette and alcoholic by iran & blacky,
Thus, it is not so healty.
And lastly, Never Come to Uk-Si!!!
------------------------------------------------------------
以上是 for UCSI的 poem~
不过这里想提醒一下~这个poem~肯定不是我写的啦
我没这么有才华~
不过,这个诗充分的表现了我们的 学校~
一开始我来的时候,就觉得黑人,真的没什么脑
我朋友跟黑人lecturer撞车, 差点引发了战争,只是黑人 人多,我们怕~
怕什么??
怕他厉害lo~
他怎么厉害??
故事追溯到两年前
我家(angkasa condo) 下面有一排店,其中一间,黑人常去的,不知道大家有没有印象(不用怀疑,我也忘了名字)
有一个晚上居然闹出血案~
应该是 一条黑人, 跟另一条起冲突~然后大打起来~
事发经过我不多说了(因为我什么都不知道)
第二天经过的时候,就看到很多玻璃碎,过后店也zap lap 了(现在变salon了)
对我而言~黑人有些是ok的,那些读 医学,药剂,engineer,architecture..都很乖的
因为,没时间不乖
剩下的???
这个时间( 9.xxpm) ,下面一堆,在喝酒谈天,然后打架~
看完这篇poem 后,我觉得..haa..很多学校都有缺点啦~只不过是多了一点罢了~
这里为大家献上 在UCSI north wing 学校里面
都会被人爆镜的照片
Photoshop 过后...
